Last night Lisa G. sent me a synopsis that was so freaking funny I thought I would lose consciousness. We both really like this song, but couldn’t find the lyrics anywhere on the internet. No wonder. It’s actual name is Possum Kingdom by the Toadies. Well, we can’t give the book that name, so it’ll have to come from the lyrics. Believe it or not, the song is about a murder, not vampires at all. Well, Lisa’s story is definitely about vampires, and …football. And that’s all I’m telling you, no matter how much you beg me.