Off With Her Head

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as the Mad Hatter and the Red Queen in Tim Burton's 'Alice in Wonderland.'

Okay, make or break time. I will start Given TODAY. 

Missed the first 30 minutes of Flashforward last week. Hope I’ll be able to understand what the hell went on. Can’t stand to watch video on this old computer. It buffers forever. Whit watched it, but won’t tell me. I need a new husband. 

Dear Cynthia Rylant, I know you’ve written 50 zillion of these Poppleton books. The Luke loves them, but I’ve got a question: Why no Poppleton in Summer? You’ve got the other three seasons, but no summer. No, my son doesn’t care, but I’m much too compulsive to go without an entire set. Once I start a series I must have them all, so get cracking. 

Love PaperBack Swap like buttercream frosting. Only one problem. People get the books and then don’t indicate they’ve received them. Look jackasses, I’ve gone to the trouble and expense of sending you a free book. The least you can do is give me the credit so I can get a free book. 

Dear Jackass Who Was Stocking in Publix Today: Please note, that in general when I’m marketing my mind is far, far away in particular I’m not paying attention to grown ass men who Pssssttttt’ at me. Please be further advised that I only refrained from kicking you in the head because I was wearing my absolutely favorite pair of flats and didn’t want to ruin them with your blood. Consider this a free lesson, next time I won’t be so restrained. 

One solid week without sugar. Better hold onto your seatbelts. I’m only going to get bitchier. 

As for the picture, is anyone else dying to see Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland?

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3 thoughts on “Off With Her Head

  1. Ros, are you still using a mac? Which kind is it… tell me tell me. I’m an obsessed machead. I have 3 imacs, a mac mini, and a macbook, as well as other various Winblows OS computers.

    btw, I’m thinking about getting a Kindle, I don’t know. I have a cornea dystrophy, but I heard it’s just like reading a book, it won’t put any more strain on my eyes in that regard. Are your books available on Kindle?

    And look, the movie could be two hours about pencil making, if Johnny Depp is in it, I will watch it.

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