Why We’ll Be Together Forever

Me: I have an early meeting tomorrow, and I still haven’t received the literature she was supposed to send me last week. I don’t see an email address on their website.

Him: Call and ask her to fax it.

Me: We have a fax?

Him: You use that printer everyday and didn’t notice that it’s a fax, too?

Me: All right smartie. What’s the number?

So, if you want to climb into the wayback machine circa 1989 feel free to send me a fax…if you can find the number, Lord knows we can’t.