Luke’s Crush

So they had Curriculum Night at Luke’s school. I’d already met his teacher at Open House so Whit was going to this event to meet her. We noticed that Luke looked distracted and worried. I assumed that he’d gotten into some type of mischief that he didn’t want his daddy to know about.

Luke: Do you have to go Daddy?

Whit: What’s wrong son, did you get in trouble?

Luke: No, it’s just that…she’s really pretty. Promise me you won’t flirt with her.

Whit: (struggling not to laugh) Okay.

Me: So Luke, did you not want Daddy to meet her for my sake or yours?

Luke: (pausing to think for a minute) Both.