Belk Santa Baby Redux

For all the asshats who insist on defending Belk’s Santa Baby epic Fail I’m posting the lyrics to that song. Please tell me that you are not okay with a CHILD singing this. I’m going to assume that people simply don’t know the lyrics. Otherwise we’re going to have an epidemic of child prostitutes. Oops, we already have that, now don’t we? It’s not okay for a child to sing a whore song. It’s not okay to slather makeup on a three year old and deck her out in a midriff top and call it a beauty pageant. STOP SEXUALIZING CHILDREN. It’s sick enough that we oversexualize adults. For the love of buttercream frosting let the goddamned children be children.

There are plenty of children’s songs that little girl could have sung. Why the hell did they choose one about a kept woman? Just what the hell are they implying and what in the name of Christ’s ten toes is wrong with people that they would defend it. It’s not cute. We set our children up as a smorgasbord for pedophiles then we freak the hell out when they take a bite. Make up your mind, are they children or are they sex objects? Don’t put any more fucknuttery of this nature in my in-box. I’ve ignored this crap as long as I’m going to.

Santa Baby   Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me. Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, Light blue. I'll wait up for you dear, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.  Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed, Next year I could be just as good, If you'll check off my Christmas list,  Santa baby, I wanna yacht, And really that's not a lot, Been an angel all year, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.  Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need, The deed To a platinum mine, Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.  Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex, And checks. Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.  Come and trim my Christmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's, I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me,  Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring. I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry, tonight.  Joan Javits | Philip Springer

4 thoughts on “Belk Santa Baby Redux

  1. Hello Ms. Holcomb, I am so happy to see that you have a blog and website. I just got your book Rockstar for christmas and I didn’t know you had more, I will be taking a trip to the bookstore tomorrow.

    A friend got me hip to interracial books, I was wondering if you knew of any other black and female authors like yourself who write these books? Do you have any favorites? I plan to buy up as much interracial books concerning black women as possible. Thank you so much and I look forward to your books, I will let you know what I think about Rockstar so far it is wonderful, It’s a new world for me.


  2. Some of my fave authors are Lisa G. Riley (my writing partner), Crystal Hubbard (her book Blame it on Paradise is all kinds of awesome) and Seressia Glass. You might want to check out the site The Sweetest Taboo which is exclusively an IR book site. Thank you so much for your comment and please do return to let me know what you think of Rock Star.

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