Luke: Can we go on a voyage of discovery like Christopher Columbus?
Me: (Not really paying attention.) Sure honey, that sounds like lots of fun.
Luke: Yeah, but it’d take a long time and we’d have to bring lots of food.
Me: What kind of food would you take on this trip?
Luke: (Thinking really hard) Coke, Sprite, beer, wine, ribs, wings and cheese.
Me: (Laughing) Honey, are we going on a voyage of discovery or hosting a tailgate party? (Why do I suspect that he gave similar list to the teacher at school? We’re so narced out.)