Me: (Looking at the contestants on The Biggest Loser) See, that’s what scares me to death. What if I get that big?
Whit: Oh baby, you don’t have anything to worry about. I’d kill you long before you got that big.
Now I laughed my ass off at this. Somehow I don’t think most women would be amused.
the one who writes 
I’ll kill myself. ROFL!