I’ve mentioned before my tireless efforts to expose my son to as little violence as possible. A while back, he was feeling a little under the weather, and I wanted to find a movie to entertain him so he’d rest a bit. I found Chicken Little. I thought this would be perfect. Sweet story about a chicken who thinks the sky is falling. Imagine my horror when I looked up and saw that in your hands it has somehow become a War of the Worlds scenario complete with people-vaporizing lasers. Just what in the hell is wrong with you people? Are you so totally lacking in imagination? Of all people on the planet I should be able to trust Disney not to expose my child to gratuitous violence. Pathetic.