Hmmm, this picture pretty much writes a story all on its own doesn’t it? I mean, what’s more romantic than a pirate story? Intrepid reporter takes off to do a story on ruthless renegades and finds instead, what? I dunno, but I think it’s going to be a goodie. Interesting, he’s wearing a wedding ring. Oh my, there’s a story here for sure.
What can I say, remember Pussycat Death Squad came from a story on Muammar Quadaffi’s all-female bodyguards.