When Danielle, bka The Black Snob, was adding to her notorious Wall of Sexy, I suggested my current lust object, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Neil is my favorite astrophysicist. Okay, he’s the only astrophysicist I know by sight. Smart, funny and self-deprecating, you can’t help but love him. Note to self, write a story about a sexy astrophysicist. 

Love Me Some Them

Since I can’t seem to get along with any members of my actual biological family, I’ve decided to adopt Gina and Pat. Hey, I’m a writer, I’m supposed to be eccentric. (Somehow that sounds better than bat-shit crazy.) I’ve eaten in their restaurant in Memphis, and that isht is off the hook.