I guess it’s only reasonable to assume that your administrators are, at the least, isolated from popular culture. That’s the only explanation I can find for the fact that your students still wear school girl uniforms.
So, Luke and I were at Chick fil a last week. Three very attractive girls came in the place in their schoolgirl uniforms. Every man in there went on point, it was absolutely scary. It was all I could do to resist the urge to wrap those poor girls in a blanket. I’m sure you mean well, but it’s time to put those uniforms to rest.
Yours in Christ,