Dear Obama Campaign,

Next time you tell several dozen pollwatchers to pick up their credentials somewhere make sure the location has more than 15 PARKING SPOTS. I just spent 45 minutes getting downtown. Thirty minutes circling headquarters waiting on a space before I finally parked in a dirt lot from where they’ve leveled a building. Then another hour lost as hell trying to get back to the interstate. 

I had planned to check out my poll location for tomorrow but after spending three hours on what should’ve been a thirty minute trip I just wanted to get the hell out of there. Barack, I love you like a play cousin, but I’m not sure I’m doing this shit again tomorrow. Depends on whether Whit makes me a really good martini tonight. That is all.

Your friend, Roslyn the EX-Pollwatcher

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