I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under the host.
Dorothy Parker
This is one of my favorite quotes. Parker was known as a wit and had a million of them. I don’t think I’d want to meet anyone who could drink more than a couple martinis. By the way, all these drinks they’re calling martinis these days that are full of chocolate, apples, pomegranates and whateverthehellelse? They ARE NOT martinis. They’re nothing more than Shirley Temples for folks who don’t like booze, but want a cool glass.
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